Every OA group ought to be fully self-supporting, declining outside contributions. ~ Seventh Tradition

What was life like…before?
All you can eat buffet, Nine Ninety-Nine, plus tax.
A  box of donuts…for the office, though they don’t get there,
Another Nine Ninety-Nine, plus tax.
Two half gallons of Blue Bell so one will be left
when the family gets home, Eleven Ninety-Four.
Four new dresses because nothing fits,
a hundred at least. A month of Nutrisystem,
Two hundred Ninety-Nine Ninety-Nine
a month. How much is a program that actually works worth?
The suggested donation is Three dollars a meeting. Or more.
Worth every penny, it is!