Generating Symptoms

I eat for very good reasons
and I can clearly justify each bite.
I am a rational person, cognizant,
aware, perceptive. Should I need
a Blizzard or an apple fritter
my adroit mind can fabricate
sagacious premises to expound
that need, to vindicate the craving,
to argue my case. Buy even with
such sagacity the treat still violates
the premises of my food plan
and the preposterous exposition
changes not one darned thing.

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