Hey, hey, hey. My name is Albert
and I’m a compulsive overeater.
I’ve been in program eighteen months,
and I’ve surrendered two hundred pounds.
I also lost the defacto first name of “Fat.”
I’m still jolly and lead the junkyard band,
and I’m still a leader, but I’m different,
inside and out and have learned
I can be the real me, so even the jolly part is truth!