Hey, Dumb-ass

If I was addicted to drugs, and said “hey, I got high again.” What would you say? (Other than dumb-ass). I must want to be fat bc the moment I feel overwhelmed (2 of the past 3 days) here I am. ~ Text from Anonymous Overeater

Here I am, the dumb-ass.
Since I can’t seem to stop eating
it would appear I want to be fat.
But I don’t! When I feel overwhelmed
that’s the first thought, the madness.
Paul wailed, What I want to do,
I don’t then I turn around
and when the thing I loath the most
presents itself, that’s precisely
the path I take!
That’s me. But Paul did okay
except for the sexism
and some ideas I don’t like.
But who am I to criticize him
when I’ve got his words, know them,
can misquote them with the best…
He wasn’t a dumb-ass. I’m not either.
Hey, he’s a saint, isn’t he?
Maybe there’s hope for me.