Goodbye, Buffet

When “all you can eat”
feels like a challenge, a dare,
a commitment to gorge on,
stuff down, try it all…
When you feel that value
requires you to make a hole
noticeable in the feast set out,
a deep one, meaningful,
memorable…
When you cannot leave
without stomach pain,
without nearing a comatose state,
gluttony brought to new height…
Then it;s time for you to bid adieu
to the establishment and eat
where you can consume
wisely and well.